A few more Ty quotes. Whenever he says something that cracks me up I try to write it down so I'll never forget it. He's growing too fast!



"Why are you erasing your beautiful nails?"

(While making his bday cake) "mmm, ingredients!"

"There's no cars, we're safe for sure!"

Ty: "We should buy me a car."
Me: "A car?? But you're only 3!"
Ty: "Well, you can get me a small car."

"When Stevie poops in his diaper and no one changes him, the whole house smells like poop."

"Can you go to the store with daddy and I'll stay with Stevie and play with play dough, and if you see a lot of taffy, get that and bring it home?"

My sister Stephanie to her son: "Your hair looks so nice!"
Ty: "...His hair looks naughty."

"My tummy's as big as a mountain, I think!"

"I don't want a green smoothie. I don't want to get skinny. I want a big belly."


"When we are outside, and a car runs us over, and we say a prayer to Heavenly Father, and ask him, he will give us our heads back and our bodies back. And our necks.  And our boobs. And our tummies. And our nose and ears. And that's it. The end." 😳

Ty: "Hey, look at me jack! Your best friend! Open your eyes and look at your best friend!"

"I want to go to Heavenly Fathers house."

"Let's stay on the snow because I love snow. And snow balls. And water balls. And people balls..."

Me: "You can have some fruit snacks after dinner."
Ty: "This is so annoying."
Me: "What? What's annoying?"
Ty: "That thing you're talking about."

"I want to be a buyer when i grow up." (Someone who buys things)

Me:"hopefully your medicine will kick in soon!"
Ty:"....how does medicine kick?"

Ty: "Daddy wants me to text him."
Me: "Really? How do you know?"
Ty: "Because I know everything!"

"I hitted my knee-elbow!"

Me: "Ok, do you want orange juice? How do you ask?" (Instead of whining)
Ty: "I don't know, I don't have any money!!"

"What the hells happened?"

In the car- Ty:"Dad! stay super slow so Jack can stay asleep!"

"I want the gubble-bum medicine!"

"When I slip on ice and fall down and hit my eye, I'll have to go to the hospital." (Like grandpa smith)

Ty: "Dear Heavenly Father, thankful for this day, thankful for all my blessings................"
Me: "Ok, now say whatever else you want, this is your prayer."
Ty: "...in the name of Jesus Christ amen."

"Little Einstein's! I had one of these dreams!"

"Are you going to write down what I said?"