Ty is such a silly kid. He says the funniest things all the time so I've been writing them down so that I can remember them forever (keep in mind, most of these are funny because of the way he says it. He has the sweetest little voice and uses his hands a lot):

"We could go to Richfield and get lily and give her so much hugs and so much kisses."

Me: "What'd you dream about last night?"
Ty: "You."
Me: "Aw really? what did you dream about me?"
Ty: "Because I love you."

Me: "K, you want 2 meatballs?"
Ty: "I want five hundred sixty."

"This spray will be so good for my bedhead and then it will be a good head."

Me: "Where'd you learn that?"
Ty: "School."
Me: "But you don't go to school."
Ty: "Yes I do!"
Me: "Oh yeah? Where?"
Ty: "Little boy school. At the park."

Ty: "Daddy, open this door right now!"
John: "What are you gonna give me?"
Ty: "10 hundred dollars."
John: "Prove it."
Ty: "Ok I'll prove it...I'll give you 5 hundred dollars."

"I'm just a little tough. So I can't win the race."

John: "I missed you."
Ty: "I missed your phone too."

"Stevie is playing your piano. That's nice music."

John: "I love you so many."
Ty: "oh k...."

Me: "You look so tall today."
Ty: "Yeah because I sleep-ded and sleep-ded and sleep-ded all night long!"

John: "When it's moms birthday she'll be 26."
Ty: "wooooooooooaah"

"I want Daniel Tiger on nick-flix. Neckflix... Daniel tiger is on Neckflix...it really is."

John: "How old is Mary?"
Ty: "Five-hundred-ninety-sixty."

"I don't hate you. I love you. I just don't want to hold your hand."

Me: "Guess how old I am today?"
Ty: "Is today your birthday??? I LOVE birthdays!" (Followed up by a bunch of sweet kisses)

Me: "K Ty, I need my phone."
Ty: "But somebody didn't call you 3-90-60 times!"

"I had-ed to drink so I could fight super hard. With daddy. So I could throw him on the roof."

Ty: "Jack are you happy from me??"
Me: "For you? Or from you?"
Ty: "From me. To Jack. See he's happy from me!"

Ty: "Can I go get the flashlight in your car? There's really two flashlights in your car."
Me: "I really don't think there is."
Ty: "There really is!"
Me: "Since when?"
Ty: "Since 30 seconds!"

"You play Jack. Be a man. Be a man Jack. Be a man. Be a man!"

Me: "K, one sec, I just gotta put Jack down and then I can help you."
Ty: "And then are you going to sing him a little-by?"